Hello Sweetie

Hello sweetie, I brought you some flowers

I'm the clown you lovingly call hubby

I know how it makes you all gushy and stuff

When we cuddle up all lovey dovey

It usually leads to some playful smooching

When we caress and I nibble your toes

Have I ever told you how much that excites me

Feelings of passion start to flow

Hope my panting and fussing isn't heard

By the old couple living next door

If they get too excited, they'll probably need

A defibrillator, their heart to restore

But let's get back to me and you sweetie

Smooching and hoochy cooing

It sure turns my crank, puts a tiger in my tank

Absolutely love all this hooptie dooing!