Poem -

HELL,S ANGEL SNAIL !?X

HELL,S ANGEL SNAIL !?X

MOST SNAIL,S GO AT A SNAIL,S PACE!
BUT THIS SNAIL,S IN A HURRY
HE HAD A MOTOR-BIKE DESIGNED FOR HIMSELF
HE,S A HELL,S ANGEL SNAIL. WHOSE NAME IS MURRAY!
WHO NOW. ALWAY,S WINS THE RACE!
WHOSE TIRED OF GOING , AT A SNAIL,S PACE!
HE TAKES HIS HOME , WHERE EVER HE GOES!
GOES 30 MPH,INSTEAD OF SLOW!
NO LONGER LEAVES A SLIMEY SNAIL TRAIL!
HE,S INVINCIBLE NOW,INSTEAD OF FRAIL!
WEARS A TATTOO UPON HIS TAIL!
WHOSE OFF TO PICK UP HIS GIRL, CALLED GAIL!
TAKES HIM HALF A DAY
& WHISKS HER RIGHT AWAY
FOR A DIRTY, SLIMEY HOLIDAY!
MURRAY & GAIL ARE RARING TO GO!
COS THEIR AT THEIR SEXUAL PEAK!
NOW THEY GO FAST, INSTEAD OF SLOW!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Stephen Weyant

I just busted out laughing at this pic and title!

I will read the poem now!

LOL

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