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HELP..HELP!? : O X

HELP..HELP!? : O X

HELP ! HELP.. HE CRIED !?
I THINK..I,M DROWNING !?
SO..2 LOVELY LIFE-GUARDS
APPEARED..FROM NO-WHERE!?
& WERE VERY ..OBLIGING !?
WHILE..1 GAVE HIM 
MOUTH TO MOUTH..ON HIS LIP.S!?
THE OTHER.. BLEW HOT BREATH
ON HIS..BIT,S !
DOWN HIS "JAP EYE !"
& HE ..THANKED GOD UP HIGH !?
FOR HIS..GUARDIAN ANGEL,S
THAT..FELL FROM THE SKY !?
AS HE GET,S THE LIFE
BLOWN BACK ..INTO HIM !?
VERY SAUCY..NICE ONE TIM !?
BUT..HE KEEP,S PLAYING DEAD !?
HE, ENJOYING..HIS HEAD !?
TIL..HE SHOT HIS LOAD !?
HIS ..COVER WAS BLOWN!?
BUT..YA CANT BLAME HIM !?
I SHOULD TRY ..DROWNING !?
"HELP..HELP ! " I SAID !?
IT,S GOOD..THIS PLAYING DEAD !?
IF..YA GET THE KISS OF LIFE !?
& A DOWNING !?
YOU,D THINK..YOU,D DIED !?
& GONE ..TO HEAVEN !?
& ACCEPTING YOUR CROWNING !?
BUT..ON WET SAND..OTHER
THAN..CLOUD,S OF DOWNING !?x

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tim Otey

The perfect day at the beach xx

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