Poem -

HELP..HELP!? : O X

HELP..HELP!? : O X

HELP ! HELP.. HE CRIED !?
I THINK..I,M DROWNING !?
SO..2 LOVELY LIFE-GUARDS
APPEARED..FROM NO-WHERE!?
& WERE VERY ..OBLIGING !?
WHILE..1 GAVE HIM 
MOUTH TO MOUTH..ON HIS LIP.S!?
THE OTHER.. BLEW HOT BREATH
ON HIS..BIT,S !
DOWN HIS "JAP EYE !"
& HE ..THANKED GOD UP HIGH !?
FOR HIS..GUARDIAN ANGEL,S
THAT..FELL FROM THE SKY !?
AS HE GET,S THE LIFE
BLOWN BACK ..INTO HIM !?
VERY SAUCY..NICE ONE TIM !?
BUT..HE KEEP,S PLAYING DEAD !?
HE, ENJOYING..HIS HEAD !?
TIL..HE SHOT HIS LOAD !?
HIS ..COVER WAS BLOWN!?
BUT..YA CANT BLAME HIM !?
I SHOULD TRY ..DROWNING !?
"HELP..HELP ! " I SAID !?
IT,S GOOD..THIS PLAYING DEAD !?
IF..YA GET THE KISS OF LIFE !?
& A DOWNING !?
YOU,D THINK..YOU,D DIED !?
& GONE ..TO HEAVEN !?
& ACCEPTING YOUR CROWNING !?
BUT..ON WET SAND..OTHER
THAN..CLOUD,S OF DOWNING !?x

Tracy Timothy xx

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Tim Otey

The perfect day at the beach xx

Reply
Poem -

" The Brightest Star...

" The Brightest Star In The Sky !"x

" 365, Painful days have passed, Since i lost my beautiful Mum !
I am no further forward, Not very...

Poem -

" Bollocks..To This !?...

" Bollocks..To This !?"

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

Poem -

" I Do Fear.. About...

" I Do Fear.. About Your Verbal Diarrhea !?"

" You have told me , So many dirty lies !!
That another shit-load, Is no surprise ?
Your...

Latest poems in Comedy

Poem -

STAY AMUSED

STAY AMUSED

People get offended when you laugh at them...

They don't think you find them funny?

Were...

Poem -

Alexa echo rocks ages of...

Alexa echo rocks ages of generations!

The species and genus
known as Homo sapiens
predominated across the webbed wide world
...

Poem -

Prolonged offal bout...

Upteenth instance where yours truly experienced assault upon...

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in the throes
of agonizing death scene...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com