Herbal Remedies For Despair

Come to me to cure your suicidal tendencies,
consuming coriander gives wonderful remedies,
in fact, cod liver oil will make you forget relations,
fishy stuff will eliminate all of those complications.

St. John's wort will alleviate financial worries,
and act quicker than one of those funny curries,
erectile dysfunction can be cured with turmeric,
guaranteed to give anyone the stiffest prick.

Now we know that the pandemic  is a killer,
but can be halted by taking seaweed and sarsaparilla,
viagra is nonsense, easily surpassed by Spanish fly,
when you get to bed, you won't even have to try.

Grass is probably the epitome of all it can bring,
because at the end of it all, you won't remember a thing.