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HERE..WE GO AGAIN !?X

HERE..WE GO AGAIN !?X

12 HOURS OF LABOUR,HERE WE GO AGAIN !
I,M GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS FOR THE
REST OF MY LIFE!SHE TELL.S EVERYONE
WHO WILL LISTEN!!.....
HOW I RIPPED HER TO BIT,S !
& RUINED THE SHAPE OF HER TIT,S!
GAVE HER STRETCH MARKS!
& THAT,S JUST FOR STARTS!
HOW I KEPT HER AWAKE AT NIGHT!
KICKED HER TO FUCK,WITH ALL MY MITE!
HOW SHE WAS ALWAYS IN THE LOO
FEELING LIKE..SHE NEEDED TO POO!
"I AINT TO HAPPY EITHER MUM!
IF I,VE ALWAYS GOTTA HEAR THIS SHIT FROM YOU?
PULL MY BEANIE DOWN A LITTLE BIT MORE!
I DIDNT ASK TO BE BORN! FROM YOU !
OH & I HATE TO MENTION IT!
I,VE ALSO DONE A POO!!
I SURPOSE THAT YOU,LL TELL
EVERYONE ..ABOUT THAT TOO?
IF YOU CANT LOVE ME??
I WONT LOVE YOU!
DESPITE ALL THAT YOU,VE BEEN THROUGH!
IT,S ALL OVER NOW,YA SELF OBSESSED COW!
CAN YA JUST PLEASE..CHANGE MY BUM!
& GET RID OF THIS PACKET .....NOW!!!!!X

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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BLOSSOM

Ha ha, Tracy, I smiled all the way through that read.  Oh how I can relate, not sure I was really interested from my kids' perspective though, selfish little buggers LOL!!!  Loved this one hun, you have my vote and nom oh Queen of Comedy:)

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Tracy Timothy

glad ya enjoyed it hon all us mothers can relate lol ta hon

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Good write. My vote and nomination to the Queen of Comedy as well

Regards & Love

Willy

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Tracy Timothy

bless you willie x its an honour much appreciated

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