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HEY GIRLS !?X

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Tracy Timothy
HEY GIRLS !?X

" HEY GIRLS

HOW ABOUT THAT

FOR SOME LUCK?

OH BOLLOCKS

ITS ONLY AN 

INFLATABLE DUCK !!"

WHAT A BLOODY

CHEEKY...FUCK!!

HOPE HE GET A

PUNCTURE IN HIS DUCK"

COS I BET HE AINT GOT

FUCK ALL. TA SUCK !"

& HE LOOKS AS IF HE HAS

BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK!"

Tracy Timothy xx

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Disapointment Illusion Mistakes 18+
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