Hey Poopyhead

“Don't call me infantile, you poopyhead”

Surely one of my favourite bumper stickers

Providing chuckles as we motor along

Viewing all these funny rib ticklers

“To err is human, to moo is bovine”

A deep and moving appraisal of life

Such tender emotions of celestial origins

Helps you and me forget our strife

Imagine how dull and drab life would be

Without these bits of humourosity

“People with constipation don't give a crap”

Apologies for the naughty verbosity

Just one more then I'll leave you to ponder

These charming delightful little gems

“Conserve your toilet paper, use both sides”

That's the absolute stinky bottom end