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HEY..HOTTIE !?X

HEY..HOTTIE !?X

IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU FORGOT ??
WE CANT NECK ON. COS OUR NECK,S HAVE GONE!?
COS OUR NECKS ARE NOW OUR ARM,S!
IT,S VERY TRICKY STUFF !! WE ARE ALARMED
SO JUST SAVE ALL OF YOUR CHARM,S!
& IF I GAVE YOU HEAD!
I MAY JUST DROP MY OWN!
SO SLIP AN ARM OUT
OF YOUR T-SHIRT & 
KNOCK ONE OUT YOURSELF, INSTEAD!
SORRY LUV. I,D LIKE TO GIVE YOU HEAD!
BUT NEED TO HANG ON
TO MY OWN FUCK N HEAD,SORRY FRED!
YOU,LL HAVE TO HAVE 
A WANK INSTEAD
WHILST BALANCING YA HEAD!
WHO SAYS!..ROMANCE IS DEAD !?

Tracy Timothy xx

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