"HI-YA DARLING !?X"

"HI-YA DARLING, I,VE JUST GOT ON THE NET!
OH HOW I,VE MISSED YOU, MY SWEETEST LIL PET
THIS IS THE ONLY CHANCE THAT I GET!
& OF COURSE I HAVE NO REGRETS 
I TOLD YOU LOVE, I DONT HAVE A WIFE
I LOVE TO LIVE THE SINGLE LIFE
I CANT HANDLE ALL THE BLEEDIN STRIFE
IT IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR ME 
I,VE NEVER CONSIDERED MATROMONEY
UNLESS OF COURSE, I FIND THE ONE FOR ME
I WONT BE GETTING DOWN ON ONE KNEE
BUT IT COULD BE YOU, LETS WAIT N SEE
NEXT TIME, WILL YOU DRESS UP FOR ME ?
IN SOMETHING HOT & VERY SEXY?
LET ME KNOW WHEN..I,M VERY FLEXY
TIL ME MEET AGAIN,KEEP IT HOT FOR ME
IT,S FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
ALL THE WAY FOR ME 
CANT WAIT TO SIT YOU ON MY KNEE
SAME PLACE, SAME TIME AT 3
I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL YOU PLEASURE ME
ALL MY LOVE TOO. " MY SWEETIE!"
 

GOD.. I WISH THAT I WAS FREE !!
SERVES HER RIGHT FOR ALWAYS NAGGING ME
ALL SHE,S GOOD FOR IS COOKING MY TEA
THANK GOD SHE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THIS
EVEN THO, I KNOW I,M TAKING THE BLEEDIN PISS
BECAUSE SHE WOULD FUCK N KILL ME !

Tracy Timothy xx