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HIDE N PEEK !?X

HIDE N PEEK !?X

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TIME UP..I,M COMING NOW!
READY OR NOT..HOLY COW!
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PERHAP,S THEY DIDNT HEAR ME ?
I.LL SAY IT VERY GENTLY!
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I BET THEIR GETTING REALLY SHIRTY!
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BLOODY HELL..THIS IS NAUGHTY!
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I CANT MOVE NOW.I,VE GOT A STIFFEE
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WHAT THE HECK..IS SHE DOING TO ME?
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THIS WAS..HEAVEN SENT TO ME!
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WAIT UNTIL.I TELL OLE MATEY!
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PULLING UP HER TIGHTS
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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GOD IS THAT THE TIME ?
100.. CUMMING , READY OR NOT!?
GOD I WITNESSED THE BLOODY LOT!
WHAT NUMBER DID I COUNT TO?
I,M IN SHOCK.. & I,VE FORGOT ABOUT YOU!
& I,VE GOT A SWOLLEN COCK!
I,LL TELL ME MATES,THAT IT,S A SOCK!
I NEED A LAY DOWN NOW!
I THINK I,M IN SHOCK.........

Tracy Timothy xx

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