Poem -

Hillary last speech

I remember the time when Hillary Clinton looked constipated in the last presidential raceĀ 
during one of speeches it look like she trying to pass gas
some one said there she goes shooting nothing but nonsense out of her pot holeĀ 
she look like a garden gnome with no teethĀ 
I remember back in the last presidential raceĀ 
her hideous faceĀ 
she need a facelift to hide the preset scarĀ 
back when she was a lawyerĀ 
the old hag should have been disbarredĀ 
just for the plain fact the hair growing off her hairy backĀ 
it need to be trimmedĀ 
she wanted to plant tomatoes between her hairy toesĀ 
she failed because of her feet smelled like her armpitsĀ 
they both smell like she had an accident on herselfĀ 
even Bill told herĀ 
Hillary goes an relieve yourself not in hereĀ 
but in the ladies roomĀ 
i can hear her now Ā honey I'll be back in a minuteĀ 
Some one shout here she comesĀ 
She walk up to Bill tell him she doneĀ 
with her pants suit hanging below her knobby kneesĀ 
every single step she takes she pee
laughing excuse meĀ 
i didn't mean to pee all over your clean floorsĀ 
who going to mob it upĀ 
bill look at her not meĀ 
I'm tried of cleaning up your messĀ 
every time you get dressed and mess all over your clothesĀ 
what about the helpĀ 
they telling her to find someone elseĀ 
so she mob it up with her handĀ 
thinking this is a job for some average working manĀ 
its beneath me to do honest laborĀ 
maybe if I promise to do some evil person a favor for something in returnĀ 
maybe they wipe it upĀ 
you know people like kissing my corrupt buttĀ 
or rubbing my wrinkly gut

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