Poem -

Hillary last speech

I remember the time when Hillary Clinton looked constipated in the last presidential race 
during one of speeches it look like she trying to pass gas
some one said there she goes shooting nothing but nonsense out of her pot hole 
she look like a garden gnome with no teeth 
I remember back in the last presidential race 
her hideous face 
she need a facelift to hide the preset scar 
back when she was a lawyer 
the old hag should have been disbarred 
just for the plain fact the hair growing off her hairy back 
it need to be trimmed 
she wanted to plant tomatoes between her hairy toes 
she failed because of her feet smelled like her armpits 
they both smell like she had an accident on herself 
even Bill told her 
Hillary goes an relieve yourself not in here 
but in the ladies room 
i can hear her now  honey I'll be back in a minute 
Some one shout here she comes 
She walk up to Bill tell him she done 
with her pants suit hanging below her knobby knees 
every single step she takes she pee
laughing excuse me 
i didn't mean to pee all over your clean floors 
who going to mob it up 
bill look at her not me 
I'm tried of cleaning up your mess 
every time you get dressed and mess all over your clothes 
what about the help 
they telling her to find someone else 
so she mob it up with her hand 
thinking this is a job for some average working man 
its beneath me to do honest labor 
maybe if I promise to do some evil person a favor for something in return 
maybe they wipe it up 
you know people like kissing my corrupt butt 
or rubbing my wrinkly gut

 

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