Hillary and her twin

Hillary Clinton was on stage 
picking her nose again 
some girl run up on stage and said I saw your twin 
your twin wear a mullet 
that her hair dew she looks exactly like you 
she wear a short skirt underneath she has no underwear on 
she never shaves her disgusting Bush 
lets say it hairy 
she use to have a lover 
who was supposedly nuts 
why do you think he like her hairy tush 
he throught it was a tree below her knees 
every time he had to pee he went near her hole 
she grab it by the head and slide it inside her 
he felt so excited he couldn't help himself 
he thought it was fun 
until one night he was sitting alone in her bed 
she came strutting in 
she pull out her boob telling him you know what to do 
he played with her nipple 
he pull the other one out 
but something was horrible wrong 
it started to deflate 
she took her hand and started masterbate 
with her right hand 
what about your boob it just deflated right in front of me 
she said it not real I had it removed 
they filled with hot air 
he ask why 
I had to disgusting fungus was growing near the nipple 
so I had it replaced by a boob that self deflate 
what the hair growing near that large hole 
well my dear you see I had a dong 
I had that removed I'm really was a dude 
so I grew so much hair so it cover up and scar tissue 
left behind 
he jump up and shouted bitch are you outta of your damn mind 
well the moral of the story is she lied 
what that got to do with me said Hillary Clinton 
you both was switched at birth 
your mom thought your twin died 
he look like ape 
so the nurse sent him to the zoo 
so no one knew until now he finally surfaced 
he saw me one day and said can you help me find my twin sister Hillary