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" HIS BOOTEE PRIZE "!?X

" HIS BOOTEE PRIZE "!?X

"GETTING MY HOT PANTS ON 
WAS NOT AN EASY TASK!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF MY ARSE ?
MY MAN JUST LOVES MY SHORTS CUT HIGH!
I JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY?
HE IS IN LOVE WITH MY HUGE BOOTEE
SAYS IT GETS HIM, ALL FRUITY
HE ESPECIALLY LOVES MY ELEPHANT THIGHS 
HE RECKONS HE,S THE LUCKIEST GUY?
HE LOVES ME DEARLY, DESPITE MY SIZE
HE CALLS ME " HIS BOOTEE PRIZE "!
UNLESS HE,S MAKING AN ARSE OF ME ?
& HE TALKS NOTHING BUT LIE S?...WE.LL SEE !

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Tracy Timothy

THANKS WILLIE FOR YOU NEVER ENDING SUPPORT & PRAISE X

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