HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hey Santa what I’d like to ask
Of you, a little certain task
Happy that I know you will
Oblige and leave a little pill
My husband needs a pressie too
Even though he doesn’t believe in you
Really hope you can assist
Randy bugger gets too pissed
Yuletide merriment is his thing
Can’t raise his little ding a ling!
He needs a kind and generous hand
Really been a barren land
If you make his Christmas wish come true
Santa, he’ll believe in you!!
This may seem selfish; yes I know
My sex life has been really slow
A little pill to start his year
Spread some festive yuletide cheer!!!!
Like 0 Pin it 0I must  mention that this write was based on pure fiction, and that no person was actually hurt or harmed in any way in the making of this poem LOL!!! :)    HAPPY XMAS EVERYONE x
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rachel
very clever piece here! hope yall get that Christmas wish!!!
thanks for the giggle, I appreciate your work!
Hope Santa is up for it LOL!!! Â Glad I made you laugh, and appreciate your kind support, cheers Stephen :)
rachel are you on the wine today ?  LOL   great piece and i like the way the pic just hit me smack in the face  when i went to read it lol  hope you get your wish and il go for a bigger tree lol   tina x
Ha ha Tina, take it by that I made your eyes water slightly!! My husband will be pleased you liked the pic he struggled to get his package tucked in that little posing pouch LMAO!! Only kidding, he had a stand in ha ha!!! Perhaps you could lend him your tree ;)
Haha very clever acrostic Rachel, merry xmas to you too X:)
Remember if it lasts more than four hours....praise the Lord! This was really cute! Made me laugh! Anthony
Thanks Anthony, glad I made you laugh, shame my husband isn't ha ha ha :) (only kidding hubby!!! )Â
Glad you appreciated the reasoning behind my poem Mr Lee; and a very merry xmas to you too :)x
LOVE IT X ESPECIALY THE LITTLE PARAGRAPH AT THE END WINK WINK!!
Thought you might like this one Tracy lol!! Hey have you seen what that cheeky bugger Mr Lee put about you and me in one of his latest, 'The Glass Slip-Her'!! Â Think he must have a thing for us LMAO ha ha :)
lol great fun write Rachel voted hope your fairy that gets the stick enjoy all best wishes for a merry christmas and new year from all of mine to all of yours cheers x
Cheers Susan lol!! Wishing you and your family a very happy Xmas and New Year too :)x