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HOLE IN MY FRO!

HOLE IN MY FRO!

Out on the town tonight I decided to go
Get dressed and step out on the row
Make an entrance into my favorite bistro
But first, I gotta beautify and coif my fro!

So I collected my oils and jells ya’ know
Hot curlers, combs and dryers that blow
Gonna make sure I look fine for my beau
I think my red silk dress is most apropos

In a luxurious hot bath I dip my toe
Ahhh…perfumed water and candle glow
Get my “vogue” on and seduce him slow
But first, I’m gonna straighten out my fro

Thinking ‘bout his eyes and kiss of hello
Oh, he’s so fine, strong and very mello
Hot comb ready; these curls will flow
Down my back, shiny black and just so

Part my hair, spray, bend my head low
See me smile in the mirror, I’m a pro
But the comb’s too hot! Damn, oh no
I’ve gone and burned a hole in my fro!

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BLOSSOM

LOL!!  Cute write with great humour Val, all been there.  Not with the fro though lol!!! :)

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Valerie Beasley...

Thanks Rachel...yet, I've burned not only my hair but my forehead a few times!  Oops!

val

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Valerie Beasley...

Yep!  I had a huge fro.  I burned part of mine out by trying to bleach part of it blond!!!  LOL

val

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Shivaji Pandhare

 nice hole in fro val, all and whole had been there. on parlour  of beauty is become like pearl harbour.

i like your magic and comic sense as well. lol  shivaji

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Valerie Beasley...

Shivaji!  Yes, I'm glad that you found this funny…it was mean't to be.  Glad you enjoyed this write!

val

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