HOLLYWOOD'S CESSPOOL

 
I want to thank
Mel, Charlie, Michael, and Nick
For their Eternal Bad Boy Persona
And by continuing to suck Hollywood’s Dick
 
 
Now it is true our Hollywood Heroes are aging rapidly
Before our eyes
Makes a true fan cry
 
 
But this quartet’s private and public behavior
Fueled by solipsist sex, booze, and drugs
Have propelled them to the top of the Hollywood game
We are so grateful their vices and need for constant reward and pleasure
Haven’t driven them completely insane
 
 
They have all slowed down a bit
But through their hard work
They have all achieved Entertainment's Highest Honor
Of being crowned
Top Hollywood Celebrity Twit
 
 
I want to be totally clear
I write this with the utmost respect
I am just another
Frustrated and Jealous poetic insect
Observing Tinseltown from afar
From inside my airless jar
 
 
All the Hell-Raising Activity
Rants and Chants
Have far eclipsed their
Great Cinematic Art
 
 
The Devil is proud of his Disciple’s
One day he prays to collect their souls
When they finally fall
When we will all see their name on the
Entertainment Tonight Obit Crawl
 
If it wasn’t for these brave men achieving their P.H.D in Abuse
Physical, Emotional, Psychological, Sexual, Financial and Verbal
Their Lives and Art would be quite obtuse
 
 
These unbalanced Alpha Males
Have delighted us for years
We all Love to read and see
Their Lives, Mind, and Souls being torn apart
Please Guys more tears
 
 
So the next time you see a Celebrity
Being exposed as a Fool
Think about what these creative angels
Are willing to go through
To entertain us all
 
 
 
We
The Adoring Fans
All Floating in

Hollywood’s Cesspool