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HOLY SHIT !?X

HOLY SHIT !?X

I DONT ALWAY,S POO !!
BUT.GOD HELP YA , WHEN I DO !
HOLY SHIT. THERE,S SO MUCH OF IT!
I DONT KNOW IF IT,S COS I,M KING ??
BUT IT DONT ARF" HURT MY RING !
THERE,S NOT A TOILET BIG ENOUGH
ON NOAH,S BLOODY ARK!
SO I SHIT IN THE CATTLE TRUCK
& HAVE A GOOD OLE FART
& JESUS..IT STINK,S!!
I BLAME IT ON THE SKUNKS.POOR THING,S!
GOOD JOB I WEAR A GOWN
WITH ALL THIS SHIT COMING DOWN!
BUT NO-ONE WOULD DARE
DISHONOUR MY CROWN!
NO WONDER THERE,S NEVER
ANY-ONE EVER AROUND !?
WHEN THEY HEAR THAT FARTING SOUND!

Tracy Timothy xx

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Tracy Timothy,

Amusing write. Thanks for sharing,

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Jason Lee

Off your fukn nappa girl 

But you make me laugh my Queen xx

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Jason Lee

Read it again, have a Nom you crazy bint as it made me laugh even more second time  x

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Tracy Timothy

wowzer ta jase my no. 1 fan lol x thanks for the appreciation mate

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BLOSSOM

Hey Tracy, Jason is only second in command, you should know that LMAO!  I am without doubt your No. 1 fan.  Have to say hun you had us both laughing, don't know where you get them from hun in that mad mind of yours, but this was hilarious.  A big vote from me too:)

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Tracy Timothy

yea x ta love ! up the gardiners your both lovely to shucks lol

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piusha singh

Hi Tracey ..I mean laughing cheek to cheek..brilliant hun..
Love

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WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

Congrats on your winning nomination dear Tracy,

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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