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Homo Moronicus

Homo Moronicus

That's just great...

Now I gotta retaliate
for the slight you laid on me
unintentional as it may be...

For I am a man you see
and these chains of masculinity
demand I avenge every disrespect
lest I be portrayed as weak..

This curse does make me ponder
if my gender will ever evolve fully?

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Marion

Had to pin for its sheer piss take and honesty and it gave me a laugh๐Ÿ˜† so true Steve ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Steve Green

Thanks Marion....It's a tongue and cheek little poem that but it does sting with gender truthย 

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