Poem -

Hotel Horror

Being awake at 3am
Is actually quite boring
The reason for this early hour
Is everyone is snoring

We're sharing a room in a hotel
My family and I
If the cacophony doesn't stop soon
One of them may die

My son and daughter are over there
I don't really want them dead
Or my wife who's next to me
Hogging all the bedΒ 

I just want to get some sleep
Before the alarm time nears
Oh I wish I'd brought some earplugs
So I could stuff them in my earsΒ 

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