Poem -

Easter Fool

This year is different
Honest, I haven't lied
For the first time in 62 years
April fools and Easter coincide

This evokes all sorts of schemes
And pranks that I could play
On my unsuspecting kids
For this special day

But my tricks need to be completed
Before the clock strikes noon
Else my jokes will not count
And I'll be the buffoon 

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