Safari Park Hooligans

The monkeys in a safari park
Are a mischievous bunch
They like to take things off of cars
And nibble them for lunch

This happened to me yesterday
As we were driving through
They pulled some trim off of the roof
And now I'm feeling blue

I'm having trouble replacing it
Now I start to fear
I'll have to go to a main dealer
Which will cost me dear

The moral of this poem
Isn't hard to see
If you drive around a safari park
Beware of the monkey