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How Do You Spell Sex?

How do you spell sex
It's spelled H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P
The most amazing feeling
Far better than a nap

Puts gas in your tank
You yell out W-O-O H-O-O
Your eyeballs get crossed
You wind up askew

Don't remember my name
Think it's B-I-G S-T-U-D
That surely describes me
Hit the floor with a thud

Rambunctious for sure
A S-E-X M-A-S-T-E-R I is
Earned it legitimately
In tests was a whiz

How do you spell sex
It's spelled H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P
The most amazing feeling
You sure can't beat that

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