HOW EMBARRASSING !?X

I DONT KNOW HOW
I,M SURPOSED TO PISS !?
WHILE I,M DRESSED UP LIKE THIS!
SHE KNOW,S I,M A DOG !
HOW THE FUCK AM I
GONNA GO TO THE BOG?
IF I PISS IN MY JEANS
WHICH IS BURSTING
AT THE SEAMS!!
I WISH SHE,S LOOSEN THE BELT
THERE SO TIGHT
THERE CAUSING A WELT!
SHE,S NO IDEA , HOW
PATHETIC I FELT ??
I,M NOT A DOLLY
& I FEEL A RIGHT WALLY!
& I,M A BOY & MY JEANS ARE PINK
GOD KNOW.S, WHAT 
THE NEIGHBOUR,S THINK?
CAN WE GO HOME,NOW PLEASE?
I NEED A FUCK N DRINK
& A PISS..& I REFUSE
TO WALK ABOUT LIKE THIS!?

Tracy Timothy xx