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HUNG OUT TO DRY !?X

HUNG OUT TO DRY !?X

THIS IS HOW OUR OWNER, KEEP,S US CLEAN!
FIRST SHE PUT,S US IN THE WASHING MACHINE!
SHE LIKE,S US WHITE AS SNOW
& HANGS US OUT TO DRY
IN OUR LITTLE BABY GRO.S!
WE REALLY DETEST THIS TIME !
HANGING ALL DAY LIKE THIS !
ON THE WASHING LINE !
WE CANT EVEN HAVE A PISS!
PEGGED ON THE LINE LIKE THIS!?
NEVER HAVE WE BEEN!!
COS SHE,D ONLY CHUCK US
BACK IN THE WASHING MACHINE!
GOD HELP US. IF WE WANTED A SHIT!
I WISH WE,D OF BEEN BORN BLACK!?
THEN WE WOULDN,T HAVEĀ 
TO PUT UP WITH IT !??
Ā 

Tracy Timothy xx

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