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HURRY UP..HARRY !?X

HURRY UP..HARRY !?X

THE THAMES HAS BURST IT,SĀ BANKS!
WHILST THE QUEEN
WAS IN RESIDANCE!
HEADS WILL ROLL FOR THIS!
EVERYONE WAS OUTĀ 
ON THE PISS.....!?
HARRY WAS AT HOME !
WITH HIS GRANMA
FOR THE NIGHT!
WHEN THE WATER STARTED RISING
OUR QUEEN.GOT SUCH A FRIGHT!
HE SCOOPED HER UP IN HIS ARMS
WITH ALL HIS PRINCELY CHARMS!
THANK GOD..FOR OUR PRINCE HARRY!
WHO SAVED.OUR PRECIOUS QUEEN!
SHE HAD A GOOD OLE MOAN!
ABOUT HER PALACE & HER THRONE !
& THE THAMES FLOWING
UP HER GARY..!
& EVERY WHERE IN BETWEEN!
SHE LONGED TO BE DRY AS A BONE!
IT WAS NOT GOD...AFTER ALL !
BUT..PRINCE HARRY!?
WHO SAVED OUR QUEEN!!?X
HER ROYAL HIGH NESS
JUST LONGED FOR SOME DRYNESS!
& PRAYED SHE WOULDNT BE SEEN !

Tracy Timothy xx

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