Poem -

Hyundai Sonata malfunctioning brake caliper blues

(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble vehicular repairs (prohibitive)

Hyundai Sonata malfunctioning brake caliper blues

finds me bleary eyed stupefied
and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble
collapsed amidst virtual rubble).

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gotta quench mine thirst
whereby think Botox lips zipped and pursed
hence impossible linkedin mission Mary Jane
and Buster Brown kisser darn it result socked
hermetically resigned, resealed and cursed.

Atheistic credo fuels (fossil)
jeremiad ordaining undevout
finds me cybersurfing phishing
for poetic effort to tout
March seventeenth tooth house sand twenty two

presents reasonable rhyming lit writ scout
herewith risk averse longfellow
on his figurative er... route
along information superhighway.

Netizen (generic and garden variety) Cain
not, nor able to don virtualtourist Lausanne
guise, nor Kiev hen twitter among Ukraine
literati earlier today (aforementioned date)
afflicting me courtesy GMO webbed strain
iambic phantom metered node hissing drain
analogous to evaporating Lake Pontchartrain.

Cuz unwitting byte size complicit accessory ghost
haunts micro electronic components machine most
culpable, feasible, n invisible Internet Protocol host
laryngeal mucous phlegm wreaks (think) burnt toast
esophageal acid reflux analogous metaphor, I post
downplaying feeling any reason to rhyme or boast
spun words masterly sharecropped along east coast.

Now, I gotta cure dem rascally misbehavin
data packets between computer blues,
cuz internet fixation yaw truly craven
lobbying scattershot spewing colorful hell raisin
lingo (awk curse) strung expletive epithets
extraordinary Luddite across cyberspace will lose.

Hence dial up local kindergartner to troubleshoot
while he/she whistles Mozart's The Magic Flute
or visit nearest zoo to hire nasty, and shortish brute
critical electronic hardware, cuz aye got absolute
zero ability and even less legal tender slangy loot
thus Internet loper feel handicapped as deaf mute
unable to hear auld Donald trumpeting slo vac toot.

Boot just mebbe yen know someone
relative within close proximity
hook ken rank as wheel guardian angel bringing glee
answering urgent need helping desperado
(plus the missus) to purchase reliable mode to drive free
and clear to contend livingsocial and prithee
restore my wavering faith in humanity
thus, aye pray to thee on wounded knee.
 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

As a submissive and passive...

As a submissive and passive lad...

and boyish sexagenarian
with similar disposition,
I revel(ed) reading in general
(and...

Poem -

like a breath of fresh air...

like a breath of fresh air...

and all things considered,
broadcast on national public radio
Frequency: 90.9WHYY-FM,...

Poem -

at long last peace in the...

at long last peace in the hallway and lasting truce declared

as guns of b23 got silenced
amidst rubble strewn landscape
and smoldering ruins
...

Latest poems in Drama, Elegy, Epic, Freestyle, Tragedy

Poem -

YOU'RE SCARED?

YOU'RE SCARED?

You're scared to speak...

Afraid of losing friends?

Are they real friends?

Are you...

Poem -

THIS TIME OF YEAR

I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR
THE SUN SHINES THE GRASS GROWS
PEOPLE ARE ABOUT
THIS TIME OF...

Poem -

HUSBAND

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND
YOU MAKE ME SMILE
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH
MY DEAR HUSBAND
I LOVE...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com