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I AINT GOT A PROBLEM !?..LUV X

I AINT GOT A PROBLEM !?..LUV X

I SOMETIMES, LIKE A BIT OF COKE !
BUT. MY HABIT,S BECOMING A BIT OF A JOKE !
I CANT GET ANY MORE UP ME NOSE!
SO I ROLL IN THE STUFF!
I,M OFF ME TROLLEY, I SURPOSE ?
I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!
OF THIS COOL COCAINE!
BUT THE MRS SAY,S, I,VE REALLY CHANGED ?
SHE THINK,S IT,S FUCKED WITH ME BRAIN!
& I,LL NEVER QUITE,EVER BE THE SAME !
BUT.I,M AS HAPPY 
AS A BEAR CAN BE!
I LOVE COCAINE & IT LOVES ME !
ON THE INSIDE & OUTSIDES
AS YOU CAN SEE !
MY LIFE IS ALWAYS VERY SNOWEY!
& I,M ALWAYS OFF ME TROLLEY!
& ME MRS THINK,S
I,M A RIGHT FUCK N WALLY!
BUT SHE STILL LOVES ME SO !
       THANKFULLY X

Tracy Timothy xx

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