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I AM SPARTACUS

I AM SPARTACUS

Senator Cory Booker's column titled 'stealing second' that he wrote in the Stanford student newspaper in 1992 about fumbling a girl's breast at a party resurfaces
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6198473/Senator-Cory-Bookers-column-groping-girl-resurfaces.html

Senator Booker
admitted
to being sexually
inappropriate
to Young Women
In His Youth
Yet
He was allowed
to drill the
judge
during the Senate Hearing

Have you No Shame
SPARTACUS?

A Party
of No Morals
is doing
their best
to con 
the American
People
in believing
that they
are Role Models
that are capable
of teaching
an Ethics
Class

All I can say
is..................

It feels
Good 
to be 
a Libertarian
At least we
allow
everyone
to pave
their
own pathway
to the gates
of
Perdition......................

Ps.  We also don't mind if you light up
a Dooby along the way.................................

 

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