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I BET YOUR SORRY NOW !?X

 I BET YOUR SORRY NOW !?X

I BET THAT YOUR SORRY NOW ?
THAT YOU ASKED FOR HEAD!
COS, THIS IS ALL THAT,S
LEFT OF YOU , INSTEAD!
THE REST OF YOU 
IS ON THE BED
NOT MUCH, WE CAN GET UP TO NOW!
YA SHOULD HAVE , JUST SHOWED ME HOW ?
PLEASE DONT CAUSE A BLOODY ROW
WHAT THE FUCK , AM I GONNA DO NOW ?
I KNOW, I KNOW, I,M A SILLY COW!
I LL GO & GET THE SUPER -GLUE NOW!

Tracy Timothy xx

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Tracy Timothy

Very amusing and funny, You are a master in this poetic craft. I love it.

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI

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Tracy Timothy

thank you so much willie x such a compliment coming from you x

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