" I Can Get You On The Naughty List !?"

" I can get you on the naughty list!
Without taking to much of a risk ?
Just so long as your always really pissed !?
Or you have been sacked, Or recently dismissed ?
Or can name many people ,That you may have dissed ?
& you have an ever growing long insult list....
If its someone else,s ole man ? That you passionatly kissed ?
Whose Mrs went to punch you & totally missed !!
If you laugh instead of cry , When you reminisce?
If out of nice folk, You take the fuck n piss !!?
If you think uproar & chaos, Is your idea of bliss ?
I can definatly get you on the naughty list !!
As your so naughty, My arse needs a kiss !
& if you are good ? You will not miss ?
Which is why i too, Am on the naughty list !
I will definitly vouch for ya, Now lets get outrageously pissed !!
& by the time we return , Plenty will be amiss !
& we can add a few more gold stars. On our naughty list !?"

Tracy Timothy xx