I Forgot Me Bloody Key

I'm freezing me little bits off,I forgot me bloody key
 The freezing numbness,whole body shaking,just sums it up for me
My lady in bed,I'm outside in the van
 Why can't my better thoughts,ever go to plan
Been out working,on a Saturday night
Getting extra for our honeymoon,I want everything just right
 No thought was given by my limp brain,to put a front door key in my pocket
Not expecting,on returning home,the front door,she had locked it
 Now,waiting here so patiently,for my missus to deliver
When I get into my nice hot shower,I'll stand there until I wither