Poem -

I JUMP TODAY

I stand here getting ready to jump people walk by and look at me
I said I am going to jump thay just look at me and more people came and looked
IĀ  said I am going to Jump, The police come by ask what you doing, getting ready to jump
Ā  wait intill the fireman come so thay did. I am getting ready to jump,So here I stand on the frist step
getting ready to jump I said here I go so I jumped off the frist step ON!!! to the sidewalk Ā and landed
on my feet the CHEERS went up as I landed on my feet all of cosmo was there and gave me 10
It was perfect jump some day I may do it agin

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

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Glad you didn't get hurt...

Great fun write!

Thank you for the smiles!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Greg Etsell

thank you sparrowsong I thout it was a good joke

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