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" I TOLD YOU NOT TOO "!?X

" I TOLD YOU NOT TOO "!?X

" I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE BLEACH!
& I PUT IT WELL OUT OF REACH?
& NOW YA ARSE, WONT LOOK LIKE A PEACH!

" OH SHUT UP, YA MISERABLE SOD !
I LOVE THE FACT, THAT I LOOK ODD
I,M TIRED OF THESE ORANGE STRIPES
ALL OVER MY SEXY BODĀ 
NOW MY DARLING, I AM UNIQUE
& I AM AT MY SEXUAL PEAK!
& WE AINT HAD IT FOR A WEEK?
SO, IF YOU TAKE MEĀ FROM BEHIND !
COVER YOUR EYES & PRETEND TO BE BLIND
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO UNKIND?
IF IT BOTHERS YOU THAT MUCH?
PISS OFF & FIND SOME OTHER HOT CRUTCH
BECAUSE I AM STAYING LIKE THIS !
SO DO NOT TAKE THE PISS
& I LOVE IT VERY MUCH!!
I,D SAY, I,VE HAD A RIGHT BLOODY TOUCH"

Tracy Timothy xx

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