Poem -

I WILL BE SUING !?X

I WILL BE SUING !?X

"HOW THE FUCK,DID YOU 
GET IN MY POUCH !??"
" OUT YA GET NOW RHINO !
YOUR HURTING ME ! OUCH !
YOU,LL STRETCH IT FOR JOE
& HE,LL ROLL TO N FRO!
COS YOUR THE SIZE OF A COUCH!
& YA WEIGH A FUCK N TON !
SO PISS OFF NOW!!...OUCH
JOEY WANTED A SEAT!
NOT A BLOODY COUCH
NOW I,LL HAVE TO STRAP HIM IN !
COS YOU. YA FAT BASTARD
HAVE STRETCHED MY BLOODY SKIN!
WHAT THE FUCK DO
YA THINK YA DOING ?
NOW MY POUCH IS 
LEFT IN BLOODY RUIN,S!?
TELL YA MOTHER!!
" I WILL BE SUING !!!!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Amusing Comedy verse in CAPITAL .Good Enjoyed

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI

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