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ICE..BANK.. MICE .ELF...!?X

ICE..BANK.. MICE .ELF...!?X

ICE.BANK,MICE.ELF!
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!
THESE 4 WORDS PUT TOGETHER!
WOULD BE NO GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!?
IF YOU,VE GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF!
THAT,S A VERY SAD TALE
BUT..WHO EVER PUT THESE
4 WORDS TOGETHER!!!!
GENTLY DOES IT!
OR YOU,LL MAKE YOURSELF WHAIL!
DONT SAY IT OUT LOUD !!
OR YOU COULD CAUSE A CROWD!
ELF.MICE.BANK ICE!
IN A DIFFERENT ORDER!
ISN,T QUITE AS NICE !
WHEN YA SAY IT !
DONT MAKE A BLOODY RACKET!
OR BEFORE YOU KNOW IT!
YOU,LL BE IN A STRAIGHT JACKET!!
YOU NEVER MEANT NO HARM!
ICE. BANK.MICE ELF...
SHOULDN,T PUT YA IN THE FUNNY FARM!?
OR BE ..CLASSED AS MENTAL HEALTH!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Carey Milton

Clever girl!

After the second read...I was more intrigued... Gave me giggles...Yes indeed!!

Had to vote and a nom from me xx :)

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