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" IF THIS GETS OUT !"X

" IF THIS GETS OUT !"X

" IF THIS GETS OUT SANTA, WE ARE FINISHED!
YOUR REPUTATION WILL BE DIMINISHED" 
NOT TO MENTION " MRS CLAUS"
YOU REMEMBER, " HER IN DOORS"
SORRY SANTA, I WILL NOT BE THE CAUSE
OF YOUR UNFORTUNATE MESSY DIVORCE
YOU WONT BE SMILING THEN
YOU WILL BE FILLED WITH REMORSE
ANYWAY, IM GLAD THE PRESENTS ARE ON THEIR WAY
SO WE CAN SHAG FOR THE REST OF THE DAY
I WONDER WHAT THE OTHER 8 WOULD SAY
IF THEY KNEW, WE WERENT IN THE SiCK BAY?
& WERE ENJOY HEAVENLY FOREPLAY!?
WHILE THEY SLAVE AWAY
SANTAS STILL CUMING THIS XMAS DAY
I.LL ENJOY THIS BED FOR AS LONG AS I CAN
WITH THE WORLDS MOST LOVED MAN!
FOR TOMORROW I,LL BE BACK IN THE HAY
THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER
FUCK N SANTA ON XMAS DAY
THERE,S ONLY US 8, WHO KNOW,S SANTA,S GAY
WE TAKE IT IN TURNS EVERY XMAS DAY
WE HAVE TO OBLIGE OR WE GET NO PAY
TIL NEXT YEAR THEN BIG BOY MAYBE? OK
THANKS FOR THE BEST EVER XMAS DAY
& HAVING YOUR DIRTY WICKED WAY
IT DONT BEAR THINKING ABOUT
WHAT THE CHILDREN WOULD SAY?
IF THEY KNEW THE KIND OF GAMES
THAT SANTA CLAUS REALLY LIKES TO PLAY
NOW PISS OFF BACK TO YA MRS
& ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR XMAS DAY !"

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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sparrowsong

LOL..SO FUNNY. TWEET TWEET
sparrowsong

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Tracy Timothy

thanks so much sparrowsong, glad ya enjoyed it

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