Poem -
If Kisses Were Dollars
Had a crazy dream last night
Dreamt I was living in a world
Where kisses were units of currency
First thing I thought of
Was that cute li'l cashier at Walmart
To pay for a $50 item
Would require 50 kisses plus tax
Bringing the total to 60 smooches
I would start shopping for all kinds of stuff
That I didn't actually need
I'd even buy ladies lingerie like bras and knickers
And give them away to my neighbourhood ladies!
In all likelihood I'd go broke
But man, would I be a happy bum
Going to bed now to hopefully pick up
Where I left off...
Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com
You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.
Comments
Glad IĀ tickled your ticklishĀ spot sweet thing!!!! Sorry if I touchedĀ someĀ other spots!!! LOL Love and squeezy hugs... Santa xxx
You are quite, quite mad young man, but I love ya kiddo!
G xx
Mad I am!!!!!!! But I enjoy it in my delusional state! LOL Love and hugs, Jack xxx
I absolutely intend to grow old disgracefully my Jack because age is just a bloody number! I`m a teenager in my head even though I`m 58 in September!! My kids think I`m crazy, I just tell them so what! I`m bloody good at it though!! Anyway you`ve got to be good at something in life, so why not enjoy being a nutcase. It`s so much more fun and that`s what`s important isn`t it?!! At least we both have a fun filled sense of humour sweetie. You always cheer me up and I love you for it. My memory is shocking!....Have I ever told you that I love you, before??!!.....I think it`s dry rot setting into my memory!!...Or it could be the old woodworm back again!.....Whatever...Who bloody cares?...It`s fun!!
I love my Jack deeply
G xx