IF YOU MARRY A MONTANA GIRL ...

Three friends married women from different parts of the country around the same time.

The first man married a woman from Wyoming. He told her that she was to do the dishes and clean house. It took a couple of days. On the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Alabama. He gave her orders that she must do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he was amazed because his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Montana. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed, lawn mowed, and have hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything.

But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.