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" I,LL FIND MY OWN ONE !?X

" I,LL FIND MY OWN ONE !?X

" DO NOT POINT THAT ARROW AT ME !
OR I SWEAR, I WILL SHOOT THEE
LAST TIME YOU WELL & TRULY SCREWED UP
I,VE HAD IT WITH YOU , YOUR TIME IS UP!
WHEN YOU LAST SHOT ME IN THE HEART!
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A DIRTY TART
SO FUCK OFF CUPID, DONT MAKE ME START
OR, I,LL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEART!
YOU AINT MAKING ME FALL
FOR ANOTHER CHEATING OLD TART!
YOU,VE ONLY GOT AN ARROW
BUT, I,VE GOT A GUN
SO DONT INTERFERE . I,LL FIND ME OWN ONE!!
& YOU WILL BE DEAD, SO LISTEN GOOD TO WHAT I HAVE SAID !
& YOU,LL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO SHOOT ANYONE ELSE
BECAUSE YOU WILL BE...FUCK N "BROWN BREAD !"
.

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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