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I,M A BLUE-BERRY !?X

I,M A BLUE-BERRY !?X

I AM A BLOODY BLUE-BERRY !
HOW MANY MORE TIMES ?
I AM NOT A BLACK-BERRY!
OR A FUCK N LIME !
LIMES ARE GREEN!
& I AM BLUE,,ARE YOU COLOURED
BLIND. WHAT,S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I AINT GOT BOBBLES!
OR POINTS, ON MY END & 
YOU LOT ARE DRIVING THIS BLUE-BERRY
ROUND THE FUCK N BEND!
JUST PICK ME & EAT ME 
FOR .GOD,S..FUCK N  SAKE !
I,LL BE GLAD WHEN IT,S THE END!
THIS IS, TO MUCH TO TAKE !!!
IT,IS YOUR MISTAKE! NOW
JUST  GIVE ME  A BREAK
EAT ME ! OR LEAVE ME ALONE!
FOR FUCKS SAKE !!!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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BLOSSOM

Hey hun, never been that keen on blueberrys, much prefer a strawberry, a bit sweeter and better looking I think LOL!  So if you don't mind I might just give you a wide berth LMAO!!  Oh my god I actually think reading your stuff makes me a little bit crazier every time too!  It's like entering the land of 'Tracy Timothy!' ha ha.  There is no one else like you out there, a real original fruitcake with humour that is quite clearly universal hun!  You always make me smile, a vote from me Tracy:)

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BLOSSOM

Sorry, Tracy just read it again and it made me laugh, so it's got to be a nom for me:)x

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Tracy Timothy

keep talking girl firend lol x i just love all the lovel;y comments & compliments i receive from all you especialy yours x told ya i was a nutter 

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Ann Uva

That is one blueberry that has no identity issues! Blueberry angst all the way! I loved it!

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piusha singh

Hey Hun I am a devoted fan of yours...I am in love with that blue berry...and couldn't stop laughing....you made my day...thnxxx. ..
Love
Piusha

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