Poem -

I'm Convinced

Ok ok I'm convinced that 
you're a jerk.

You're a jerk!

Ok ok I'm convinced that 
you're all about yourself. 

You're a jerk!

Ok ok I'm really convinced 
you're not the one for me. 

You're a jerk!

Ok ok I'm totally convinced 
you're meant to be alone. 

You're a jerk! 

Ok ok I'm convinced that 
you just want a bunch of 
clay that you can mold. 

You're a jerk!

Ok ok I'm convinced that 
I'm so over you

Ok ok I'm completely 
convinced that you are 
a jerk. 

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