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" I,M NOT A TURKEY !?" X

" I,M NOT A TURKEY !?" X

" I AM NOT A TURKEY
I,LL TELL; YOU NO LIES
I,M JUST A SPRING CHICKEN
JUST WEARING A DISGUISE
IT JUST MAKES MY SELF CONFIDENCE RISE 
& I DIDNT WANT NO NASTY SURPRISE 
WITH STUFFING PUSHED UP TO MY EYES
I KNOW IT,S A RISKY TIME OF YEAR
& I LIVE MY LIFE IN UTTER FEAR
BUT, KNOW THAT,IM A CHICKEN
SO AS TO AVOID MY REAR
UNDERNEATH THIS I,M ONLY 5LB
NOT ENOUGH MEAT TO GO ROUND 
I,LL SHOW YOU MY WHITE DOWN
& PROVE TO YOU ,I,M WHITE NOT BROWN
BUT, STILL CARRY THIS SIGN AROUND
WHEN EVER I VENTURE INTO TOWN
IT WORKS WONDERS FOR ME 
WHEN EVER I,M FEELING  DOWN
I MIGHT JUST BE A DUMB CHICKEN
BUT I AINT NO NUMB NUT CLOWN
YOUR NOT HAVING ME  FOR FINGER LICKING 
I JUST WANNA GET SAFELY THROUGH TOWN !"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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sparrowsong

Not Dumb. Appears you stayed off the Holiday table. Great Job!

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