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Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch

Irreverent Hotheaded Grinch

(Any resemblance between said title,
as told tummy by ya finch,
and commander in chief,...
not accidental, nor a cinch
buttock hum posed on behalf

of these bottom ming out
fifty states, plus Puerto Rico inch
ching, donning, and clamoring
desperately for fluffin snuff pinch)
hitter to aright "FAKE"

government even a cameo by David Lynch,
would pilot ship of state with nary a flinch
bucking creative enterprise winch
cha ya know
as writ by this average Joe

brainstorms offbeat ideas
caw king like a black crow
boot probably relegated
to same fate as dodo
bird long extinct,

asper could also be woe
full destiny of this poe
whit (wannabe), plus aspirant
aiming, mulling, vying,
et cetera tubby

next presidential bozo
and thwart further ruses to hoodwink
by subterfuge, treachery, unethical...brink
man ship, Capital One citizen bankers
to re: captcha how to MAGA,

and avoid pitching country
slipping into behavioral sink,
which White House bumstead "FAKE"
golden blond dee antics even entice pink

panther to coon sitter entering 2020 elections
amidst what promises tubby hang nail biting,
knuckle cracking, hair pulling - each kink
Putin on brakes against
collusion, sans frightful - link
king voter bribery, disenfranchisement, fraud...

calling joint efforts of Captain Nemo,
Captain Kangaroo, Captain America...ink
kin, a pact (minus any imp) potent fink
power hungry, money grubbing, apprenticed
tan hatt man spinning wheel of misfortune

beady barren eyes that never blink
immodest, impertinent, impudent,
et cetera hyperlink
to flesh eating, debauchery,
bacchanalian web pages
kickstarting naked lunch high jink.

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Edward Williams

You have a very Intresting way of writingĀ 
i find it hard to read but your definitely talented ??

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sparrowsong

Hello Matthew...

A woman was stabbed to death in her home last night...

They have the man in custody...

If you didn't hear about it he's not a legal citizen...

How many murders so far in a Month?

It's good to know that people really don't want us to be safe...

Thank you for your honesty...

What do you think of the new findings of the Obama Administration's DOJ and Hillary Clinton?

How about Obama, Freeman and Hillary against Trump?

I wonder what would happen if we could just stop being 5 years old and move on?

You sound like a Democrat...Ā 

They've got their fill of left and far left people, they're now looking for people in the middle...

Blue Collar...Ā 

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

Ā 

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