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IS...THAT IT !?X

IS...THAT IT !?X

" WHAT THE FUCK !".... IS THAT IT ?
HOW AM I SURPOSED TO
CLEAR UP ALL THIS SHIT !
I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED THE ROLL
BEFORE I FILLED THE BLOODY BOWL!?
GOT REALLY BAD DIARRHOEA
& THIS IS ALL IVE GOT HERE!!
& NOW I,VE SEEN THERE,S .FUCK ALL!
NOTHING BUT A POSTAGE STAMP!
ON THIS FUCK N ROLL!
THERE,S NO ATTENDANT 
THAT I CAN CALL!
I,VE GOT SHIT ALL OVER ME BALL.S!
& I AINT WEARING NO SMALLS!
I CANT BELEIVE ME BLOODY EYE BALLS!
I,LL HAVE TO WAIT
UNTIL EVERY ONE HAS GONE 
UNTIL I CAN WIPE MY SHITTY BUM!
THIS AINT MY BLOODY 
IDEA OF FUN!!
NO TOILET PAPER & THE FUCK N RUN.S!
WITH SHIT ALL OVER ME BALLS & BUM!

Tracy Timothy xx

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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Dear Tracy Timothy,

Good write and laughable comedy. My applause, What I wish to know why all your poems are in caps-lock, Has it got any significance related to Comedy ?

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

MY THANKS ONCE AGAIN WILLIE X THE REASON BEHIND THE CAPS IS SHEER LAZINESS & THEY STAND OUT FROM THE REST LOL CHEERS FOR YOUR CONSTANT SUPPORT

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