It is Cosmofunnelchronicitis 🤣

I have never had a wink of rest
but that is not unusual for me

I’ve had a niggle in my chest
in my heart region you see

Mind you it’s probably just wind
but I thought it best to check it out

I was scared to cough and I cough alot

God knows what this is all about

Niggles at nighttime keeping us awake

I get insomnia for pity’s sake

Is that not enough without pain as well

hoping its not my heart
coz it was hurting like hell

Well I have just seen the Doctor
It is Costofunnelchronicitis

At least its nothing sinister its only tendinitis

The Doctor asked me  “Do you have some painkillers?” and I said “No I have not any” 

So she put them on a prescription so it will not cost me a penny

Ah well turning sixty does have it’s advantages