IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

HONEY. PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN !
I KNOW I,VE BEEN A STUPID CLOWN?
IT WAS DARK AT THE TIME!
I DIDN,T KNOW I,D SHAGGED A FELINE
PLEASE  JUST LET ME EXPLAIN!
AT LEAST THEY ARE TOILET TRAINED!
I SAW THE DOTS & THOUGHT IT WAS YOU !
WHAT,S A DOG SURPOSED TO DO!
YOU,LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW
THAT THERE,S NOT 101
ONLY THIS TIME THERE,S 92
& THE MOTHER MAKES 93!
OK. SO I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE!
BUT PLEASE TRY TO FORGIVE ME . 
FOR FUCKS SAKE !
I SHOULD HAVE DONE HER UP THE BUM
AT LEAST THERE,S NOT  A 101
& I VERY NEARLY DIDN,T CUM
UNTIL SHE STUCK HER CLAW UP ME BUM!
IT WASN,T UNTIL THEN I REALISED
THAT IT WAS NOT YOU!!
BUT THE JOB WAS ALREADY DONE
NOW THERE,S A 194 OF THE FUCKER.S
AT LEAST I CAN DO ME SUM,S

Tracy Timothy xx