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IT WONT SUCK ITSELF !?X

IT WONT SUCK ITSELF !?X

HI MY NAME IS SPONGE-BOB!
I,VE BOOKED A GIRL!
TO SUCK ME KNOB!
I,M PAYING BY THE HOUR
SO YOU,D BETTER GOT STARTED
IT AINT GONNA SUCK ITSELF!
& WEVE ONLY GOT AN HOUR
& I CANT SUCK IT MYSELF!
COS I AINT GOT THAT POWER?
JUST LIFT UP ME FLAP!
YOU,D BETTER NOT BE KRAP?
SO GET YA LIPS ROUND
THAT YA SAP!
IT,S NOT LIKE YA NEED A FUCK N MAP?
JUST GET YA FUCK N GOB,ROUND THAT!
 

Tracy Timothy xx

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