"It,s A Wrap... !"

" The Xmas wrapping Secret, Is all in the detail !
So pay attention, Especially if you are male ?
We aint something cheap. That you got in the sale !!
Not used & discarded, But delicate & female
Not worn & abused & on the faulty rail ?

" Everything should be proper & precise!!
Measured & carefully wrapped up so nice
If you care to listen to my advice ?
Or your balls could end up in a vice ?

No ragedy bits or very roughly wrapped !!
No unnecessary folds or flaps ?
Or making do, If it looks krap
Or patching up , Any holes or gaps!!
Or you will never get to open it on your lap!
Not too much sticky, It aint a trap !
You should by now , Have it well & truly wrapped ?!
& if you get it right? Be a very lucky chap 
You will get to undo that bow ....?
& show your girl , How much you know!?
To some where that only you , May go
Let her full appreciation, Be on show
& only then, Can you be kissing her under the camel toe !?"

( Oopps ..........................................Under the Mistletoe !)

Tracy Timothy xx