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IT,S BOLLOCK,S !?X

IT,S BOLLOCK,S !?X

LAST TIME DADDY PLAYED WITH ME
I WAS IN HIS BALL,S!
HE,S ALWAY,S HAS GOT HIS HAND,S 
DOWN HIS PANTS,IN HIS SMALLS!
HE PLAY,S WITH THEM..ALRIGHT?
MORNING , NOON, RIGHT THROUGH THE NIGHT
& THE ONLY REASON THAT I,M HERE
IS COS MUMMY, PLAYED WITH THEM , JUST RIGHT
HE STILL PAY,S MORE ATTENTION
TO HIS BALL,S, INSTEAD OF ME!
SO. I THOUGHT . I WOULD MENTION
IT,S MAKING ME VERY UNHAPPY!
SURELY YOU GET MORE PLEASURE
FROM ME. I AM YOUR SON !
IV,E GOT BALL,S TOO DAD!
& I PREFER BEING, WITH MY MUM!
I FIND IT VERY INSULTING!
WHEN ALL IS SAID & DONE!
YOU DONT DESERVE ME. AT ALL!
YOU GET MORE PLEASURE FROM YOUR BALLS!
WHEN THE DAY IS DONE!
& IT,S ONLY WHEN MUMMY
PLAY,S WITH EM!
THAT,S YOUR IDEA OF FUN!
BUT. I CAME FROM YOUR BALLS!
WHAT ABOUT ME. I,M YOUR BLOODY SON !

Tracy Timothy xx

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