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" IT,S A FACT OF LIFE "!?X

" IT,S A FACT OF LIFE "!?X

" DO NOT SUCK YOUR OLD MANS KNOB !
IF YOU,VE GOT BRACES, IN YA GOB ?
UNLESS YOUR A BIT OF A SILLY SOD ?
& HE STILL INSISTS ON A BLOW JOB ?
HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THE FACTS OF LIFE
& LISTENED TO HIS POOR WIFE ?
SHE,S USED TO ALL OF LIFES SHIT N STRIFE
WHEN SHE SAYS NO, YOUR PUBES WILL ALL GO !
BUT, ALL HE COULD REPLY , WAS BLOW !
WHEN HE WAS EXPECTING PLEASURE
BUT, INSTEAD ALL HE GOT WAS PAIN 
& SHES GOT A RIGHT GOB FULL 
OF ALL HIS PUBES ONCE AGAIN 
SO MUCH PAIN , WITHOUT NO GAIN?
SHE HAD TOLD HIM . TO REFRAIN
BUT, HE THOUGHT WITH HIS DICK & NOT HIS BRAIN?
INSTEAD OF KEEP DOING, THE SAME AGAIN
EACH TIME YOU PLAY YOUR FOREPLAY GAMES
& BECAUSE THEY BOTH IGNORED THE FACTS ?
ALL HE GETS IS A FULL ON WAX
& SHES GOT PUBES IN ALL THE GAPS
& HE,S GOT NONE LEFT, AROUND HIS OLD CHAP
& PROVED THEIR BOTH A PAIR OF SILLY SAPS
WHO IGNORED ALL THE FACTS....PERHAPS ? X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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